jueves, enero 25, 2007
"I'm a modern man,
digital and smoke-free; a man for the millennium.
A diversified, multi-cultural, post-modern deconstructionist; politically, anatomically, and ecologically incorrect.
I've been uplinked and downloaded, I've been inputted and outsourced. I know the upside of downsizing, I know the downside of upgrading.
I'm a high-tech lowlife. A cutting-edge, state-of-the-art, bi-coastal multi-tasker, and I can give you a gigabyte in a nanosecond.
I'm new wave, but I'm old-school; and my inner child is outward-bound.
I'm a hot-wired, heat-seeking, warm-hearted cool customer; voice-activated and biodegradable.
I interface with my database; my database is in cyberspace; so I'm interactive, I'm hyperactive, and from time to time, I'm radioactive.
Behind the eight-ball, ahead of the curve, ridin’ the wave, dodgin’ the bullet, pushin’ the envelope.
I'm on point, on task, on message, and off drugs.
I got no need for coke and speed; I’ve got no urge to binge and purge.
I'm in the moment, on the edge, over the top, but under the radar.
A high-concept, low-profile, medium-range ballistic missionary.
A street-wise smart bomb. A top-gun bottom-feeder.
I wear power ties, I tell power lies, I take power naps, I run victory laps.
I'm a totally ongoing, big-foot, slam-dunk rainmaker with a pro-active outreach.
A raging workaholic, a working rageaholic; out of rehab and in denial.
I’ve got a personal trainer, a personal shopper, a personal assistant, and a personal agenda.
You can't shut me up, you can't dumb me down.
'Cause I'm tireless, and I'm wireless. I'm an alpha-male on beta-blockers.
I'm a non-believer, I’m an over-achiever; Laid-back, and fashion-forward. Up-front, down-home; Low-rent, high maintenance.
I’m super-sized, long-lasting, High-definition, fast-acting, Oven-ready, and built to last.
I'm a hands-on, footloose, knee-jerk headcase; prematurely post-traumatic, and I have a love child who sends me hate-mail.
But I'm feeling, I'm caring, I'm healing, I'm sharing. A supportive, bonding, nurturing, primary caregiver.
My output is down, but my income is up. I take a short position on the long bond, and my revenue stream has its own cash flow.
I read junk mail, I eat junk food, I buy junk bonds, I watch trash sports.
I'm gender-specific, capital-intensive, User-friendly, and lactose-intolerant.
I like rough sex; I like tough love, I use the F-word in my e-mail, and the software on my hard drive is hardcore - no soft porn.
I bought a microwave at a mini-mall, I bought a mini-van at a mega-store, I eat fast food in the slow lane.
I'm toll-free, bite-size, ready-to-wear, and I come in all sizes.
A fully equipped, factory-authorized, Hospital-tested, clinically proven, scientifically formulated medical miracle.
I've been pre-washed, pre-cooked, pre-heated, Pre-screened, pre-approved, pre-packaged, Post-dated, freeze-dried, double-wrapped And vacuum-packed.
And . . . I have an unlimited broadband capacity.
I'm a rude dude, but I'm the real deal, lean and mean. Cocked, locked, and ready to rock; rough, tough, and hard to bluff.
I take it slow, I go with the flow; I ride with the tide, I got glide in my stride.
Drivin' and movin', sailin' and spinnin'; jivin' and groovin', wailin' and winnin'.
I don't snooze, so I don't lose. I keep the pedal to the metal and the rubber on the road. I party hearty, and lunch time is crunch time.
I'm hangin' in, there ain't no doubt; and I'm hangin' tough. Over and out." -
George Carlin
digital and smoke-free; a man for the millennium.
A diversified, multi-cultural, post-modern deconstructionist; politically, anatomically, and ecologically incorrect.
I've been uplinked and downloaded, I've been inputted and outsourced. I know the upside of downsizing, I know the downside of upgrading.
I'm a high-tech lowlife. A cutting-edge, state-of-the-art, bi-coastal multi-tasker, and I can give you a gigabyte in a nanosecond.
I'm new wave, but I'm old-school; and my inner child is outward-bound.
I'm a hot-wired, heat-seeking, warm-hearted cool customer; voice-activated and biodegradable.
I interface with my database; my database is in cyberspace; so I'm interactive, I'm hyperactive, and from time to time, I'm radioactive.
Behind the eight-ball, ahead of the curve, ridin’ the wave, dodgin’ the bullet, pushin’ the envelope.
I'm on point, on task, on message, and off drugs.
I got no need for coke and speed; I’ve got no urge to binge and purge.
I'm in the moment, on the edge, over the top, but under the radar.
A high-concept, low-profile, medium-range ballistic missionary.
A street-wise smart bomb. A top-gun bottom-feeder.
I wear power ties, I tell power lies, I take power naps, I run victory laps.
I'm a totally ongoing, big-foot, slam-dunk rainmaker with a pro-active outreach.
A raging workaholic, a working rageaholic; out of rehab and in denial.
I’ve got a personal trainer, a personal shopper, a personal assistant, and a personal agenda.
You can't shut me up, you can't dumb me down.
'Cause I'm tireless, and I'm wireless. I'm an alpha-male on beta-blockers.
I'm a non-believer, I’m an over-achiever; Laid-back, and fashion-forward. Up-front, down-home; Low-rent, high maintenance.
I’m super-sized, long-lasting, High-definition, fast-acting, Oven-ready, and built to last.
I'm a hands-on, footloose, knee-jerk headcase; prematurely post-traumatic, and I have a love child who sends me hate-mail.
But I'm feeling, I'm caring, I'm healing, I'm sharing. A supportive, bonding, nurturing, primary caregiver.
My output is down, but my income is up. I take a short position on the long bond, and my revenue stream has its own cash flow.
I read junk mail, I eat junk food, I buy junk bonds, I watch trash sports.
I'm gender-specific, capital-intensive, User-friendly, and lactose-intolerant.
I like rough sex; I like tough love, I use the F-word in my e-mail, and the software on my hard drive is hardcore - no soft porn.
I bought a microwave at a mini-mall, I bought a mini-van at a mega-store, I eat fast food in the slow lane.
I'm toll-free, bite-size, ready-to-wear, and I come in all sizes.
A fully equipped, factory-authorized, Hospital-tested, clinically proven, scientifically formulated medical miracle.
I've been pre-washed, pre-cooked, pre-heated, Pre-screened, pre-approved, pre-packaged, Post-dated, freeze-dried, double-wrapped And vacuum-packed.
And . . . I have an unlimited broadband capacity.
I'm a rude dude, but I'm the real deal, lean and mean. Cocked, locked, and ready to rock; rough, tough, and hard to bluff.
I take it slow, I go with the flow; I ride with the tide, I got glide in my stride.
Drivin' and movin', sailin' and spinnin'; jivin' and groovin', wailin' and winnin'.
I don't snooze, so I don't lose. I keep the pedal to the metal and the rubber on the road. I party hearty, and lunch time is crunch time.
I'm hangin' in, there ain't no doubt; and I'm hangin' tough. Over and out." -
George Carlin
